Johnny's tweets can be cute but they are also so full of hockey bro slang that I often can't understand them? But sometimes he fanboys his uncle, legendary lacrosse player also named John Tavares, and it is the cutest.
Of course he did.
I became a much bigger fan of Zeeker during this twitter-harvesting process.
I didn't screencap it, but Kyle Okposo talks about golfing with Matt (and sometimes Johnny) ALL THE TIME. Golf is boring, but they are adorable. Kyle is such a nerdy cutie on twitter.
GLASSES ARE YOU KIDDING <3333333333
Grabs also likes to give Okie a hard time for being a huge Harry Potter fan (how dare you, Grabs!) but I couldn't find an exchange to screencap that made a lot of sense. Take my word for it!
Grabs sometimes shares cute family moments. With his fascinating modern family.
Just. You know. Potential complicated polyamorous family, raising their bb together with their friend Philipp? Btw Heather and Grabs are married now and they took wedding pictures out at Montauk Point on Long Island and it makes me incredibly happy.
(Grabs is responding to Matt tweeting congrats at his bro-in-law who isn't Jonathan Quick, Sean Backman, who had just signed a pro contract.)
And of course:
Despite all the chirps, what really comes through in Matt Moulson's twitter is what a great guy he is.
(Matt got a giant-ass tattoo of a pocketwatch on his side in honor of his daughter.)
I love curling, so my high-pitched squeals at seeing this tweet are probably as good a place to end as any.